Killer!AustriaxDetective!ReaderxKillerOC

SerialKiller!AustriaxDetective!ReaderxSerialKiller!OC

Glitter

(WARNING: THIS WILL BE CRACK! I WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM WRITING,
AND BY THE TIME IT'S DONE, AND I RE-READ IT, I WILL SAY...

"The fuq did I just write?")

You stared down at the victim.
She was so young, and didn't deserve this.
"M'am, this is the twentith time this week.."
You ran over your notes...
These killers only seemed to target female unicorns...

Their weapons? As far as you know... Glitter...
You weren't sure what type of glitter, you just knew it was glitter...
When everyone else had left, your friend Austria came over to you.
"That's some weird glitter..." He spoke, "Seems kinda gay..."
You nodded. Wait a mo'...
"The fuck did you get in? BE GONE DEMON!" You kicked, sending him back to...
Where ever you want him to go to.

"... WHERE DID THIS GLITTER COME FROM?"

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"FOR TOO LONG WE MUGGLES HAVE BEEN FROWN UPON BY THE WIZARDS!"
The Austrian spoke, gaining the attention of his college.
"NOW! We will take revenge!"
"... How?" Viktor questioned.
Austria thought for a while...
"I! Don't. Know... MAYBE THIS WILL HELP!"
He pulled out a can of Red Bull.
Viktor gasped!
"BUT AUSTRIA! DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!"
Austria thought about that...
"-le me gusta face- Dammit... You're right..."

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You sat in your lab, examining the body...
The glitter still confused you!
Your college wasn't much help.
She just kept singing...

"DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
YEAH, WE LIKE WAFFLES!
DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
YEAH, WE LIKE PANCAKES!
DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
YEAH, WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
DU-DU-DU-DU CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!"

You looked up in realization!
You turned and slapped your friend with your lunch.
"THANK YOU!"
The song! It put all the pieces together...

You ran as quickly as you could to his house...

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"AUSTRIA! OPEN UP! POLICE!"
You heard what sounded like a girl screaming!
You grabbed a near by child and threw him at the door, busting it open!
Austria was laying on the floor, passed out, with Viktor trying to wake him up.
Austria sat up and smiled at you stupidly!
"Both of you are under arrest!"
Austria and Viktor looked up... To see... A rest...
"ALSOOOOO! You are both under arrest for the multiple murders of unicorns!"
"You know how we did it... But where and how?"
You though carefully...
"In the dining room... With the Edward Cullen!"

Austria slapped his cheeks and Viktor just started at the both of you...
'Idiots...' He thought, 'Am I the only sane one?'

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As you handed the over to the prison, Austria turned to you...
"______..." He spoke, "How did you know?"
You smirked at him...


"Only you read Twilight!"

-LE END!-