Male!HungaryxReader Like a Woman

Male!HungaryxReader

Like a Woman

(:'D Little cracky... Just saying!
Alsoooooo~! This is my 60th story! YAY~!)

Your friend Daniel had convinced you to go down to the hotel lobby with him.
You were confused why, until you heard the music and saw people drinking.
"Oh gosh, Daniel! Why did you bring me here!"
"To relax!" He smiled up at you, "Just look at all these people!"
You looked around. Everyong was either leaning against the walls, or sitting down, talking.

You puffed you cheeks out and gave a disapproving glance at Daniel.
"Are you telling me I should hit you with a chair?"
He pulled a poker face at you. "Uh... No?"
"Was that a question?" You asked, giving him a quizzical glance.
"...No! Final answer, no!" He nodded at you.
"Daniel Hedervary... You've just won who wants to be a millionaire!"
His face brightened and a huge smiled streched across his face.
"Really?!"
"No..."
He looked upset, but just mumbled okay under his breath.

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He was on his second beer, and you just drank coke.
"Why aren't you drinkin alcohol?" He asked, confused.
"Because I don't want to get wasted and end up in bed next to some guy..."
"DAMMIT!" He yelled.
"What?"
"Nothing!" He said, giving you a sheepish grin.

You looked at him for a while before returning your attaction to your drink.
A good song came and you started nodding your head to it.
You looked over at Daniel who was over dramtically mimicing you.
By that, he was head banging.
He stopped, looked at you and smiled.
"Dance with me!" He said. Before you could responed, he pulled you to your feet.

The two of you were the only ones on the dance floor.
He started doing this little dance where he just bobbed up and down.
You just gave him a little look of horror.
He looked at you, "Come on! You gotta move your hips, like a woman!"
You deadpanned. "I am a woman..."
"You are?!"
You slapped him and left.

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You'd made it outside his house when he caught up to you.
"______! I was just kidding!" You huffed and continued walking but he stopped you.
"Look, _________, I love you! I really do!" He looked into your eyes.
"I will even make a poem for you using everything I see if I must!"
He looked around. "And my garden is perfect!
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Bushes are red,
Grass is red,
Trees are red- Wait..."

You just stared at his garden.
"Is... My front yard on fire?" You both just stared at the blaze.
...."You can stay at my house..." You sighed, walking away.
But even as you left, Hungary was still staring, dumbfounded.
"Daniel?" He slowly followed you... Still... very confused...