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Why? [Levi/Rivaille x Reader]

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All day. All fucking day, that damn phone has been ringing, and Rivaille was getting sick of it. And it didn't help that every time he answered it, it was the same people. Who were these people? He hadn't the slightest clue, but they were insistent on annoying him. Hell, even you were getting annoyed!

You had agreed to help out the Lance Corporal with simple paper work, but that phone. Ugh, it's constant ringing, Rivaille wasn't making it any better by picking up.

"But what if it's important?" God, his excuses. But, he did have a small point. However, today was quite peaceful, and you highly doubted anyone would call with any excuse other than to annoy the crap out of you two.

Ring, Ring

"Ugh..." You groaned, letting your gaze fall to the ceiling above you, "If those bastards keep calling..." You wanted to finish off saying that the two of you wouldn't get any work done, but Rivaille cut you off by picking up the phone.

"Corporal Rivaille... Yes? ... No... Look, you have the- No! You have the wrong number! Please, stop calling." And with that he hung up, his eyes returning to the work in front of him.

You really wanted to yell at him, telling he is just provoking them by telling them off so calmly. However, you just sighed, shaking your head before you too returned to your work.

Maybe, just maybe, they'd stop calling. Surely after 3 hours, they must have gotten bored, right? And then you will finally have peace and get some work done! Yeah, that sounds-

Ring, Ring

Rivaille reached out to pick up the phone, when you stopped him, placing a hand on his, the other on top the phone.

"For gods sake, let me handle this, okay?!" You yelled, raising the phone to your face.

You cleared your throat, before putting the phone against your ear.

"Dave's Sperm Bank! You spank it, we bank it! It is Marcy speaking, how may I help you?" You smiled, trying to sound as cheery as you could, "Uh huh? Yeah? Yeah? They hung up!"

You smiled at your superior, handing the phone back to him. His eye brows knitted together and he gave you a confused look, glancing between you and the phone.

"______... Uh... Why-?" He sighed, "Wha-What-? Nevermind..." He shook his head, returning the phone to it's cradle.

Needless to say, the two of you managed to finish off your work in peace.
Oh god, just... Why?

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?

There's swearing, but I don't think it deserves a warning... :/

I think Rivaille is OOC, but you know what? FUCK IT!

Also, do they even have phones in that time period?

((Made a slight mistake in the story... Fixed...))
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"Dave's Sperm Bank! You spank it, we bank it! It is Marcy speaking, how may I help you?" You smiled, trying to sound as cheery as you could, "Uh huh? Yeah? Yeah? They hung up!"



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